helpfvl:

when u hear someone talking shit about someone u hate

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(via phobias)

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besieged:

if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college

(via the-osterhagen-key)

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officialunitedstates:

insenial:

officialunitedstates:

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

(via orgasm)

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sweaterwatson:

sentiment?

einsteinrosenbridges:

a moment of silence for all the kids on the hogwarts express who wanted to buy something off the trolley but couldn’t because some 11 year old bought literally everything

(via the-osterhagen-key)

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gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

(Source: foodtrucker, via relahvant)

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people underestimate my ability to cut them out of my life when they fuck me over

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